Description

PEPPERONI PIZZA DINO PARTY TEE – EXTINCTION’S NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD

Imagine this: dinosaurs. Pizza. A tropical picnic table. No extinction event in sight. Just a gang of cartoon carnivores absolutely vibing over a pepperoni feast. Welcome to the shirt that slaps harder than a meteor.

This tee is soft, breathable, and scientifically engineered* to cause random compliments, confused stares, and the occasional “yo, where’d you get that?”
(*By scientists, we mean us. In our living room. In questionable pyjamas.)

Whether you’re reliving your dino obsession, flexing your pepperoni personality, or just making chaotic fashion choices (we salute you), this is your uniform.

🦖 For:

Pizza goblins

Dino nerds with attitude

Extroverted introverts

Anyone with a pulse and a hunger for nonsense

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Throw it on. Be legendary. Eat pizza like it’s 65 million BC.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!