Caucasian Female Pizza People T-Shirt

Description

Caucasian Female Pizza People T-Shirt – Absurd Graphic Tee for Pizza-Loving Weirdos

Born from a completely unnecessary inside joke and a shared addiction to crust-based choices, the Caucasian Female Pizza People tee is weird, niche, and weirdly wearable. You don’t need to be Caucasian. Or female. Or even a people. You just need to get it — or pretend to.

Perfect for anyone whose personality is built from iced coffee, anxiety spirals, and unhinged food takes. This shirt confuses strangers, comforts the unwell, and unites a demographic that probably shouldn’t exist… but does.

Why it slaps:

• Soft, breathable unisex fit

• Bold graphic designed to make people question your life choices

• Great for brunch, TikTok doomscrolling, or spiraling in public

• Ideal gift for pizza lovers, meme lords, and niche internet dwellers

Product specs:

• 100% cotton

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

This item is made to order, just like your brunch plans and chaotic decisions. Thanks for shopping small and weird.