Description

Inspired by that time I specifically asked how wet the beef was… and was wildly misled. This hoodie is perfect for anyone who’s been let down by vague food descriptions and just wants to wear the truth.

Cozy, comfy, and with a story that’s way funnier than it should be, this hoodie is for the skeptics, the hungry, and anyone who knows that sometimes, “wet beef” is more complicated than it sounds.

• Soft, warm fit for those cold, confusing moments
• Bold design that says “Yeah, I asked — don’t judge me”
• Perfect for anyone who’s been bamboozled by their dinner order
• Because sometimes you just gotta call it like it is

Wear the truth. Own the confusion.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!