Description

This shirt is dedicated to my very own self-bestowed title: The Right Honourable Wiener Dawg. Featuring a chill dachshund lounging on a throne, it’s perfect for flexing that totally official-sounding nickname I gave myself — even if nobody else is quite on board yet.

If you want to help me start a trend and make this nickname catch fire, this tee’s the perfect way to join the movement. Because let’s be honest, someone’s gotta claim that throne, and it might as well be me.

• Soft, comfy fit for all-day reigning (even if it’s just in my own head)
• Bold, playful design that demands attention
• For anyone who’s got a nickname waiting to go viral
• Because self-proclaimed royalty deserves to be seen

Wear the nickname. Help it catch on.

• 100% cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:

• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!