Description

Ever wondered what happens when a karate-chopping raccoon takes on a fried chicken leg? Neither have we — but here it is, and it’s glorious.

The Meat Beater t-shirt captures the epic, totally unnecessary battle between one furry martial artist and one crispy poultry challenger. It’s perfect for people who love food fights, absurd art, and questionable fashion statements that start conversations (or end friendships).

Wear this shirt when you want to show off your fighting spirit, your love of snacks, or just your appreciation for a good raccoon beating up dinner.

• Soft, comfy unisex fit that’s ready for action
• Bold, high-quality print of the ultimate food fight
• Great for snack lovers, martial arts fans, and chaos enthusiasts
• Warning: May provoke hunger or spontaneous karate moves

Who will win? Spoiler: It’s probably the raccoon.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!