Description

Johny Lethal Ninja T-Shirt – Plot? Unclear. Vibes? Deadly.

What does it mean? Honestly… no one knows. Not even us.

The Johny Lethal Ninja T-Shirt is a love letter to confusion, chaos, and whatever that movie was supposed to be. Inspired by a film we barely understood, this shirt is a hilariously inaccurate tribute to bad plot summaries and ninja nonsense. Featuring the mysterious Moist Boi storm cloud, it’s weird, unhinged, and guaranteed to start conversations you can’t explain.

Perfect for people who love offbeat humor, cult movie vibes, and fashion that screams “don’t ask.”

Why you’ll love it:

• Comfy unisex fit – ideal for spontaneous ninja rolls or emotional spirals

• Premium print of the legendary Moist Boi (you know the one)

• For lovers of randomness, confusion, and chaotic energy

• Makes a great gift for movie nerds, memeheads, and cryptic personalities

Great for:

• Ninja shirt collectors with no context

• Fans of absurd movie merch

• People who never understand the plot and honestly don’t care

• Anyone who lives by vibes over logic

Product Specs:

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Heather: 50/50 blend)

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

• Classic tubular construction with double seams for durability

• Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting comfort

• Blank garments sourced from trusted global suppliers

• Printed to order – fewer wasteful ninjas, more thoughtful choices

Note: White may appear slightly off-white. Natural colour includes visible dark fibres due to fabric composition.